Tuesday 17 January 2017

Funniest jokes Compilation

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.

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Wednesday 1 June 2016

Who is better Marvel or DC Universe

it is hard to tell but there are few facts.....

The studio structure

Marvel Studios, lead by the ubiquitous Kevin Feige, is a subsidiary under Marvel Entertainment. Since 2009, when the Walt Disney Company acquired Marvel Entertainment, Disney can now use all its divisions (consumer products, television, etc.) to promote a Marvel film, which ends up raising the Disney stock.
DC Entertainment is under Time Warner. Both Marvel and DC Entertainment reported about $6 billion in licensing revenues (in 2011.) However, as DC does not have a separate production house away from Warner Bros., the numbers include big mainstays such as Harry Potter and The Hobbit. In contrast, Marvel’s separate division can use all its marketing forces to promote the latest superhero film.
Dark Knight
The Dark Knight | Source: Warner Bros.

The movie themes

In DC Universe films, superheroes such as Batman and Superman seem to carry all the weight of humanity on their shoulders — and they broodingly act out that way. Christopher Nolan’s version of Batman is the darkest superhero adaptation on screen. Batman goes through whatever dubious means to catch a villain such as the Joker; audiences have also noted the political undertones in the reboot trilogy.
Marvel films tend to take on a lighter note. The heroes are ultimately virtuous and shining rays of hope — even with wild playboy-types like Iron Man and Star-Lord. Both characters often lighten the mood, joking around in the midst of action. Even Captain America, who isn’t exactly a Marvel class-clown, is never ruthless in his quest for justice. Batman or Superman? Not so much.
The Avengers
The Avengers | Source: Marvel Studios

The storylines

Marvel has a continuous, cohesive world both on the page and on the screen. The “Marvel Cinematic Universe” began in 2008 with Iron Man. He, among film-adapted superheroes including Captain America, the Hulk, and Thor, appears in The Avengers (2012). A similar cast appeared in this year’s Avengers: Age of Ultron. The continuity also transfers to the small screen with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and a Netflix series.
DC has yet been able to build a cohesive universe on screen, although Warner Bros. has been in the early stages of talking about wanting to do so. The hit CW show Arrow depicts the origins of Green Arrow and also features other DC Comics characters, including numerous Batman villains. The two movies Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad will be the biggest attempt at a “DC Cinematic Universe.”